Dos Cosas

Two things that are bothering this morning:

1) People who go to the gym for attention.

I love my gym. Generally, the people there are very pleasant, hard-working souls like myself, just trying to justify that giant piece of chocolate cake they called dinner. As an additional bonus, my gym just got brand new equipment that has us all flabbergasted as to how it works. (Do I touch this button? ....NO. Definitely not.) All in all, it's a very motivational group to be around. Until Ms.IncrediBody walks through the door in her hot pink Puma track jacket, stretchy bottoms (that just barely meet the requirements for shorts) and hot pink running shoes. It's almost like a choreographed Broadway show when she walks through the door as the walking testosterone suddenly forget that they're even at the gym and the sweaty, "curvy" women like myself roll our eyes and push our ellipticals up a few levels. Even more obnoxious: when she walks for 5 minutes, lifts a weight and calls it good. I can only hope that underneath the fake tan and bleached-blonde hair that there is some legit reason for her paying $40 a month for something other than to confirm that "yes, I am attractive."

2) People who suck at email.

a) Do not write in ALL CAPS.
b) Do not "reply all" when "all" do not want to hear what you think about the sender.
c) Do not ask to unsubscribe from my emails, then find 3 more emails from the past that I sent you and become angry that they are still in your inbox. If you would like a better explanation, please let me know.